Our Mission

Our mission here at MMYV is very simple. We aim to raise awareness that marijuana is responsible for all of the violence on our planet, and then ultimately rid the world of its menacing presence. We will work diligently to ensure that this happens. Here is an outline of our plan.

Phase 1:

Raise awareness in the online communities of Facebook, Twitter and YouTube by spreading the truth and facts about marijuana’s many negative effects on the human body and mind.

Phase 2:

Acquire funding and financial support from avid supporters and seekers of peace. This will help us influence the corrupt politicians who only care about how much money lines their pockets.

Phase 3:

Infiltrate the political realm with our message and support from our dedicated following. We will make them aware of the dangers of marijuana and how peace could easily be brought upon this world.

Phase 4:

Work hand in hand with legislative professionals to write up an amendment to the constitution that will help eliminate marijuana from the planet.

Phase 5:

Physically eliminate all traces from marijuana on the planet using various and highly advanced methods.

Phase 6:

Enjoy peace and prosperity. Our hard work will have paid off and there will no longer be a need for us.

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  • Hey ganja losers, instead of getting "baked up" on crystallized hemp nuggets, why don't you just bake a nice carrot cake?
  • A hemp-free life is the only one that's worth living.
  • Scientific Fact: Marijuana smokers are the least intelligent beasts on all of planet Earth.
  • Weed is trash and dumb to smoke. It's only for losers and idiots.

Stay Weed Free | It’s Easy As 1-2-3

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Do Not Toke Toking marijuana will result in immediate death.

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Do Not Inject Injecting marijuana will result in immediate death.

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Do Not Eat Eating marijuana will result in immediate death.